You need more bollocks in your life? Well, I'm on Twitter if that's your bag.

You really want to donate, huh? That's cool, thanks. I promise to invest it in more games that I will eventually get around to playing.

After thirteen years of Steam Sales I've managed to gather a library of games, and like a mediocre idiot I've failed to play most of them. Since I've little else to do with my life, I decided that it may be interesting to stream my first attempts at each of these games. Also, why not ruin my childhood memories by attempting to play my younger self's favorite games? Sounds like a good plan right? We shall see.