The unrelenting cycle of perpetual torment.

Delusional sociopath destroys the lives of dozens

frantically blasting my AK at any rival locomotives

wizard drinks potions smelling of onion and urine

Going to the Amusement Park. Whimsy haters OUT 👉🚪

Everything is Science Department's Fault. Everything.

"What a miserable day" - I say, butt surgically removed by a rogue clown.

Pondering on whether I should intervene as a crewmate is beaten to death with silly-hammers.

*The sound of a clown stumbling after you with ill-intent*

Comedy Dies Here.

Worst person on earth learns how to make friends.

Incredible Warrior ✔ Brave Hero ✔ Cringe Loser ✔

Cursed Dave Intro (Awful Stream)

all it takes is one can of soup to spiral a man into madness (intro removed)

[Tomato] Basilisk 2000 : *innocently launches obviously haunted game cartridge COVERED in ectoplasm goo* :^) Apr 14, 2023

[Tomato] The Greatest Penguin Heist of All Time 🐧 *slaps you in the back of the head so hard* 🐧 w/ Dave Dec 14, 2022

[Tomato] Salt 2: Shores of Gold : if even one grain of salt enters my blood I will literally frickin' EXPLODE. Sep 20, 2022

all it takes is one can of soup to spiral a man into madness (intro removed)

Cursed Dave Intro (Awful Stream)

The unrelenting cycle of perpetual torment.

Delusional sociopath destroys the lives of dozens

frantically blasting my AK at any rival locomotives

wizard drinks potions smelling of onion and urine

Going to the Amusement Park. Whimsy haters OUT 👉🚪

Everything is Science Department's Fault. Everything.

"What a miserable day" - I say, butt surgically removed by a rogue clown.

Pondering on whether I should intervene as a crewmate is beaten to death with silly-hammers.

*The sound of a clown stumbling after you with ill-intent*

Comedy Dies Here.

Worst person on earth learns how to make friends.

Incredible Warrior ✔ Brave Hero ✔ Cringe Loser ✔