[twitter](https://twitter.com/vorpalll) • [discord](https://discord.gg/gDDuN8a) • [speedrun dot com](https://www.speedrun.com/user/vorpal) hi, i'm vorpal, your bestpal (he/him). I'm mostly known for speedrunning Super Meat Boy, and sometimes I like to think I'm pretty OK at it. I also do casual stuff & run other games on occasion. Streams are typically irregular & infrequent, but I hope you enjoy :>  ♦ Sub Goal: 3 of 1,000,000  ♦ Donation Goal: 0.002% of 1 private speed island  ♦ Estimated time to achieve goals: ∞  ♦ Little Slugger deaths: 2 of 3 ***** **Chat Rules**  ♦ no slurs or equivalents  ♦ if you've gotta be an idiot, be a funny idiot  ♦ if a statement is unacceptable when said unironically, it is also unacceptable when said ironically

 ♦ **Super Meat Boy (PC)** ([FAQ](http://pastebin.com/3cf3ammT))    » Any% / Light Ending :: [0:17:27](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/714634310)    » Dark Ending :: [0:34:19](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/501961048)    » 106% :: [1:19:14](https://youtu.be/q5Ij15kaZMY)    » Any% (wrongwarp) :: [0:04:23](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/153551868)    » All Dark Levels (meatboy) :: [0:55:30](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/714639163)  ♦ **Super Meat Boy Custom Levels**    » The Kid's Xmas :: [0:01:06](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/354356732)  ♦ **Super Metroid**    » Any% :: [0:52:42](https://www.twitch.tv/vorpal/v/68834871)  (0:36)    » 100% :: 1:37:32  (1:03)  ♦ **Rocket Knight Adventures (U)**    » Easy :: [0:26:57](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/265856580)    » Hard (1HKO mode) :: [0:30:46](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbFK0sGGMG0)  ♦ **Ecco the Dolphin** - Any% :: [0:18:18](http://youtu.be/uO-B4VmRPuc)  ♦ **Ecco: The Tides of Time** - Easy :: [0:43:43](http://youtu.be/8U8hjCVtZTk)  ♦ **Sonic the Hedgehog 2** - Sonic :: [0:19:11](http://www.twitch.tv/vorpal/v/41643038)  ♦ **1001 Spikes** - Story Mode (Aban) :: [0:39:21](https://www.twitch.tv/vorpal/v/48703573)  ♦ **A Short Hike**    » Any% (v1.4) :: [0:02:44](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/590626249)    » All Gold Feathers (nsq, v1.7+) :: [0:07:26](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/691988817)  ♦ **Celeste** - Any% :: [0:46:21](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/296604654)  ♦ **Escape Goat 2** - Any% :: [0:15:32](https://www.twitch.tv/vorpal/v/48734511)  ♦ **Hollow Knight** - Any% (NMG) :: [0:57:57](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/261192565)  ♦ **Kero Blaster** - Normal :: [0:42:04](https://www.twitch.tv/vorpal/v/56269542)  ♦ **Red Faction: Guerrilla** - Casual :: [2:25:54](http://youtu.be/EyMCfBhjXvw)  ♦ **The Simpsons: Bart vs. the World** :: [0:09:50](https://youtu.be/IORIdm2uiJs)  ♦ **Strider (NES)** - Any% :: [0:04:02](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/222416129)  ♦ **VVVVVV** - Not Many% :: [0:00:53](https://www.twitch.tv/vorpal/v/47215481)  ♦ **VVVVVV** - Any% (no telejumping) :: [0:12:51](https://www.twitch.tv/vorpal/v/46828739)  ♦ **Hokuto No Run** - Any% :: lol *All versions of Rocket Knight Adventures have the same [four difficulties](https://tcrf.net/Rocket_Knight_Adventures#Difficulty_Levels), just renamed. US Easy, #2 of 4, is the default and is the fastest difficulty that completes the full game. US Hard (Crazy Hard elsewhere) is 1HKO mode.