I'll play just about anything, and stream it to make an idiot of myself because I have no shame. I'm also probably the single worst driver and/or pilot in any game where the option's there. I'd love to claim it's deliberate but it's not. **I don't have anything even vaguely resembling a streaming schedule at the moment** as honestly I don't know what's going on with any given day, as far as spare times go. It'll probably be evenings UK time (US Eastern +5?) so...Eh...Turn on notifications, watch Twitter and get alerted when something stupid and generally disappointing is happening, I guess!

* Okay, "Rules" is probably too strong a word. It has all these implications of being enforced, and personally? I wouldn't count on that. * Sure. Post links. Whatever. Just don't be a dick about it and fill the chat with them. * EXCEPT that link. You sick bastard. * I don't care if you promote other people. Unless they're bad. Then you're bad. At life. * Just accept that you're doomed. * Mods are probably absent and/or drunk. I take no responsibility for their actions. I don't (read: Can't) even take responsibility for my own actions. * [This space for rent] * In general, don't be a dick by *my* incredibly subjective standards.

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(Questions dreamt up by Miss__Miskatonic. Blame her.) **What is your favourite game ever?** *Probably the Legacy of Kain games. Any of them.* **What are you listening to?** *I DID have a last.fm thing here. But then I broke it. Needless to say, probably cheesy power metal.* **Your music taste is terrible.** *That's not a question. Also╭П╮(•͡. •)͡╭П╮* *Wait. It's you who keeps showing ME bands.* **Have you seen my keys?** *Check behind the fridge.* **No camera?** *God no. Nobody wants to see a lost, confused, failed Lord of the Rings extra of indeterminate species. Least of all me if I'm editing footage.* **What's your favourite food?** *Coffee. No milk and no sugar. Yes. It's food. Deal with it.* **Are any of these ever actually asked?** *Absomaybe.* **We know where the bodies are.** *[Binerexis](http://twitch.tv/binerexis) did it.* **Why are you so bad at [x game]?** *Consistency is key. I'm bad at everything. It's an artform, really.* **How do you actually have friends?** *They're very long suffering. Make of that what you will.* **How would you like to die?** *Last.*

I'm solely putting this here because people keep asking why I *don't* have some place to throw money at. ***By no means feel obliged to ever click this button, much less the ones that follow it.*** On the offchance you *do* feel like it, however? Know that I'm incredibly grateful and that anything people feel this stream is worth will find its way back to improving it in some form or another!