♣ **Who are you?** - Deli (left) & Heather (right) Best friends by default Two halves of a whole idiot ♣ **What do you do?** **Heather:** On Mondays you can find her chillin' with a beer, maybe playing a story-based game or leading a JackBox party, other times just shooting the breeze with chat. Expect ample pee breaks, bad jokes, and good times. **Deli:** Thursday streams featuring spooky stuff, monthly tarot readings for subs, and Otome games/Visual novels. You might get invited to throw down in the Burger King parking lot, or enjoy an afternoon snack break. On Fridays our forces combine through the power of friendship and alcohol! We stream together on these days and do whatever the hell we want. ♣ **Are you lesbians?** - Nah ♣ **So, you're not dating?** - I mean, we might as well at this point. ♣ **Where are you from?** - Denver, Colorado

- **Don't be a racist, sexist, gross, homophobic** **stupid-ass asshole.** - Laugh at all our jokes. - Do as I say, not as I do. - Keep it cute or put it on mute.

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