rules
-Be respectful- no racism, no homophobia, no bigotry in general, no sasquatch bashing, no backseat gaming unless asked, no politics, no harassment of me or other viewers.
-do not use overly sexual language- dirty jokes are funny and a good time, sexual harassment is not. know the limit and listen to warnings about how much is enough.
-if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all- simply because i do not care. the only thing i care about is my viewers who may be targeted by the message. take your heckling somewhere else.
about me
i've got 3 enemies; sarah from 3rd grade (she knows what she did), the houseless woman at 7/11 who told me i look like i really enjoy "matchbox 20", which is true but she said it in an insulting way, and the subway worker who never makes my sandwich right even though im literally standing right there telling him how to make it. I'm not afraid to make a few more.
that being said, i'm actually afraid of making friends, because i hate the commitment of talking to people.
more fun facts about me is i've always wanted to be a bee keeper, i love plants and gardening, and i make great omelets.
I also am allergic to bees, i tend to kill every plant i get, i really hate the taste of eggs 80% of the time.
schedule
To be announced
Commands
Coming soon :)
Specs
TBA
Socials
TBA