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DarthJazzhands

I’m an old fart who’s been playing and running Dungeons & Dragons since 1980. I’ve especially enjoyed passing on the tradition by running games for my teen son & his buddies for the last 7 years. Now I’m a professional DM educating parents on how to play D&D and DM for their own kids.

Feeling Tipsy?

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Tips are not required but they sure are appreciated. It's good to be loved... with moolah.

Specs

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Specs: Console - PS4 PC CPU: AMD Threadripper 2950X 3.5 GHz 16-Core Processor CPU Cooler: be quiet! Dark Rock Pro TR4 59.5 CFM Motherboard: Gigabyte X399 AORUS PRO ATX TR4 Memory: 64GB Corsair Vengeance LPX (8 x 8GB) DDR4-3200 Storage: Western Digital Blue 1 TB M.2-2280 Solid State Drive (1 boot drive, 2 striped) Video Card: Asus GeForce RTX 2070 8 GB STRIX GAMING OC Monitor: ASUS PB278QV Professional 27" 2560x1440 Power Supply: EVGA 750 W 80+ Gold Certified Semi-modular ATX Case: Fractal Design Define XL R2 (Black Pearl) ATX Full Tower

About Me

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I'm a California sci-fi geek and an old-school gamer who’s been hooked on gaming since the original Pong blew everyone's minds in the 1970's.

The Stream

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I'm an old Xoomer... a chill, quiet dude (mostly) and normally play with the mic muted but if you post a question or comment, I'll respond by chat or mic. When you hear non-game music, it's from my meager collection of vintage vinyl.

Schedule

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I mostly come out at night… mostly. + Monday, Wednesday, and Friday Evenings 10pm – Midnight PDT (5am - 7am GMT) and sometimes Sunday evening. + Weekdays – Random 30 minute game breaks from work thru the day. I work from home. + Weekend days at random times To be alerted when I go live, simply follow me on Twitch (with notifications activated) or on Twitter (@darthjazzhands)

The Rules

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My son watches my stream so I try to keep it PG-13. Please help me keep it that way. You know how to be polite and treat others with respect. I have confidence in you. Beware: I'm old so my "give a fuck" is broken. If you don't treat others with respect, I will call you on your shit.

Games

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#Current favorites + Grounded + No Man's Sky + DayZ + Elite Dangerous + D&D Tabletop #All-time favorites + Skyrim + Red Dead Redemption #Favorite Antiquities Starting with the original Pong in the 1970s, I played a whole messa games as a kid… ##Coin-op Arcade Space Invaders, Battlezone, Sea Wolf, Lunar Lander, Defender, Galaga, Centipede, Star Wars (the original ray-traced FPS Death Star trench run), Pac Man ##Atari Console Adventure plus most of the arcade games listed above ##PC Myst, Riven, the original DOOM, Marathon (Bungie’s Mac-only FPS that set the stage for Halo), Escape Velocity aka EV Override and EV Nova (a PC-only 2D scroller by Ambrosia Software and one likely inspiration to No Man's Sky and Elite Dangerous, check it out), Zork, Leather Goddesses of Phobos ##N64 Star Wars Pod Racer ##Original XBOX Halo 2 LAN parties ##Other D&D table top (2nd edition)