Welcome! 👋 I'm **Emergent Designer** (he/him), and this is Lazy Boy No-Chew Streaming! I figured since I was already playing video games, I might as well play them with the added benefit of potentially embarrassing myself live, right? 🎮 🕹 I play a mix of older and newer mostly single-player games, but I also replay my favorite games over and over for no good reason, as well as some ~quality~ [cereal box games](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/etwnGY8hcBb-dg). Every once in a while we also do [Just Chatting](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/V5QzVM_abRaCxQ) streams and [homebrewed beer](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/5wcC0S203BaOLw) taste tests! 🕹 🎮 **One year on Twitch!** On 10/23/21, I celebrated with [a **12.5 hour Streamaversary**](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1185499990)! We had raffles, an Ada Wong cosplay milestone, and started an RE4 challenge run! **Profile picture, banner, and some of my emotes!** Courtesy of [**Riffy**](https://www.twitch.tv/riffy_xo), say hi if you see them around! 🎨 Some of my emotes were done by me, but if there's one you're curious about, just ask! **Channel Trailer!** Edited by 🎬 **Occam**! 🎬 10 outta 10, I *cannot* overstate the quality of their work; they put SO much effort into making sure you get the product you're looking for! Here's their [**Twitter**](https://twitter.com/0ccamsBlazer), and you can see some of their work [**here**](https://occam.carrd.co/)! *Please consider commissioning them for any kind of audio/visual work!!!* **Did you know** that nearly all of my streams are viewable as VODs saved [here](https://www.twitch.tv/emergentdesigner/videos?filter=highlights&sort=time)? Enjoy!

❗ **Please follow these rules when chatting!** ❗ - NO racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, or any form of bigotry, prejudice, or intolerance, get OUTTA here with that noise! - Be respectful to one another, AND yourself! - No misanthropy - No spam - Other than all that, PLEASE feel free to spark a conversation about the game I'm playing, games you like to play, or honestly pretty much anything else! I enjoy a deep discussion once in a while. 🐸

I stream weekdays and weekends (usually not Mondays or Tuesdays). Since the schedule can change, follow me here and on 📢 [Instagram](https://www.instagram.com/emergent_designer/?hl=en) and [Twitter](https://twitter.com/EmergentDesign1) 📢, since I post when I'm going live! In addition to it being a 10/10 Good Time and Place (TM), my [Discord](https://discord.com/invite/BjUQBncZzs) is where you can find weekly stream schedules! ⌚ Streams usually start around 6:00 pm Pacific / 9 pm Eastern / 1 am GMT, but on weekends I might start earlier, like 3:00 pm Pacific.

Follow my channel, and turn on notifications to see when I go live! ⏰ Additionally, you should also Follow ALL of my Suggested Streamers, such as: [Hexed_Heartless](https://www.twitch.tv/Hexed_heartless), [HoneyBumbleBean](https://www.twitch.tv/honeybumblebean), [suzupoii](https://www.twitch.tv/suzupoii), or [Eevee_Peasy](https://www.twitch.tv/eevee_peasy)!

## CURRENT Games & Challenges: - Black Mesa ([First Time Playing](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/B_gQd_eo4RY9Eg)) - Resident Evil 4 (No Merchant Challenge on [Professional Difficulty](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/X1aQVtqNsxbi-w)) - Prey (2017) ([Randomizer & Nightmare Run](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/k1_igKWjcBYCgg)) - Potion Craft ([Chill Streams, First Time Playing](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/BJSYCxtOvRY2vw)) - DEATHLOOP SPEEDRUNS! ([I beat the game](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/XXQ38GmCqBYbeg), but in addition to [speedruns](https://www.speedrun.com/user/EmergentDesigner), I'd like to do some challenge playthroughs!) - Majora's Mask ([100% Completion](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/s9GWTSC8XBY54Q)) - Persona 5 ([First Time Playing](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/jnnUB7XjeRaxUA)) ## Back Burnered Games & Challenges: - LEGO [Rock Raiders](https://brickipedia.fandom.com/wiki/LEGO_Rock_Raiders_(Game)) [Remake](https://manicminers.baraklava.com/faq/) ([Casual revisit and level building](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/v1-YOHxpoRYD8g)) - Hades ([First Time Playing](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/-zvd5ccVfxaejg)) - Pokemon Black 2 (my FIRST [Nuzlocke & Randomizer](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/hHX7a-qwjxZXPg)!) - Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy ([First Time Playing/Suffering](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/jRXGdZuCkBa9Ew)) - Halo 2 Anniversary ([Casual Revist](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/de2I6VfifRY4DA), prepping for an eventual Legendary run) - Ty the Tasmanian Tiger ([Casual Revisit](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/MUYg1bfGnRZSwA)) - Outer Worlds ([Supernova Difficulty, ALL Flaws, "Low Intelligence" Challenge](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/xesfin3_exaagQ)) - Dishonored 1, 2, & DotO ([Very Hard Difficulty, but still casual](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/TslQAt3hbRasNw)) - New Pokemon Snap ([Late-Game Completion](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/ZTgagqKcfxaRXw)) - Wind Waker ([First Time Playing, 3 Heart Challenge](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/zcAEhmlHXRYe0A)) - Majora's Mask ([Three Day Challenge/Speedrun](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/HDt01aKCTBa9OA)) - Jet Force Gemini N64 ([~100% Completion](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/Egi9tPvaYhaj3Q)) ## COMPLETED Games & Challenges: - [Chex Quest](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chex_Quest) Speedruns! (300 Follower Milestone) - Resident Evil 4 ([No Merchant Challenge on Normal Difficulty](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/2YPpVd4EPxbnYA), also marked my first stream on Twitch!) - It Takes Two ([First playthrough](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/xSHnws0PyRY6Sg) co-stream with my partner) - Metroid Prime ([Hard Difficulty](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/PGJ2GnXdQxbO7w)) - Alien: Isolation (First Time Playing, Hard Difficulty, [Highlights](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/4aXEQyxZQhbX-Q) & [VODs](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/HKe-xCVZQhZesQ)) - Dead Space ([Hard Difficulty & No Upgrades](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/H0jtkWcCRRavkQ)) - Dead Space 2 ([Zealot Difficulty & No Upgrades](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/uAZBKNFIXRY8RQ)) - Tonic Trouble, Community Challenge (Completed in one stream) ([Failed Attempt](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/819120206) & [Successful Attempt](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/903745812)) - Superliminal ([First playthrough](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/lp9k-V2w0RaJBw)) - Telltale's The Wolf Among Us ([Highlights](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/TbbHx8HjURYrNQ) & [VODs](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/VW4tZboWURbqRg)) - Kirby 64 Crystal Shards ([100% Completion](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/v6tRmdAUUBZh9w)) - Majora's Mask ([3 Heart & No Upgrades](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/s9GWTSC8XBY54Q)) - BioShock Infinite ([cosplay](https://www.instagram.com/p/CNx5I_XDjn6/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link) and marathon 8.5 hour stream, but I forgot to save the VOD, RIP) ## RECURRING or COMING SOON: - N64 & GameCube Throwback [Streams](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/cnrlr211SBa7aQ) (Pokemon Stadium 1 & 2, Smash Bros, Old Pokemon Snap, GoldenEye, Kirby Crystal Shards, Mario Party, Nightfire, Godzilla, etc.) - Apex Legends ([Re-joining the multiplayer world and regretting it](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/k39GvESSkBZi8A)) - Genshin Impact, [A New Weeb (TM)](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/hdKS9ghWbxYH5Q) - Co-streams with some of my Suggested Streamers! Things like [Phasmophobia](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/_kW78PkDlxaNww), [Among Us](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/Ro5WR81ddBZC_A), [Genshin Impact](https://www.twitch.tv/collections/wnHM-QUrcxZ_tQ), Jackbox, and more to come!

Can't get enough of my hot takes here on Twitch? I've been working on upping my cringe posting :) Also, I announce when I'm going live and what I'll be playing.

Also, did you know you can Subscribe for FREE using your Twitch Prime? WOW! 🎉 That means ad-free viewing and access to my top-tier emotes. However, let's be real, instead of me, you should consider Subscribing to one of my Suggested Streamers, such as: [Hexed_Heartless](https://www.twitch.tv/Hexed_heartless), [HoneyBumbleBean](https://www.twitch.tv/honeybumblebean), [suzupoii](https://www.twitch.tv/suzupoii), or [Eevee_Peasy](https://www.twitch.tv/eevee_peasy)!

Sometimes I post stream highlights and big announcements, but it's also somewhere I announce that I'm live, what game I'm gonna play, and even some grass-touching and beer homebrewing!

Please keep your money, don't give me your money. If you just HAVE to give me your money, you can click on the "Donate" button above. Please note that donations are non-refundable to prevent chargeback scams. Instead of donating to me, you should consider donating to one of my Suggested Streamers, such as: [Hexed_Heartless](https://www.twitch.tv/Hexed_heartless), [HoneyBumbleBean](https://www.twitch.tv/honeybumblebean), [suzupoii](https://www.twitch.tv/suzupoii), or [Eevee_Peasy](https://www.twitch.tv/eevee_peasy)!

Come see if I figured out how to edit videos yet. I'll save you the trouble, I probably haven't. BUT, COMING SOON (TM), I'll post my Channel Trailer, and maybe some of my recent speedrunning content!