Hello, my name is **Emmy**! I got a lotta hair, and I live in **Australia**. I was born at approximately the same time as the **90s** were, and raised on **DOS shareware** and **Atari 2600**. (P.S. I pronounce it "**Em-zizzy**", but you can say it however you like! It's not a real word!)

I spend most of my streams digging through a huge pile of **DOS games**, trying to find fresh favourites. That said, there's a lot of **trash** out there. Excluding adventure games, **expect a new game every 15 minutes**, on average. I am also a self-professed Czechaboo. Sometimes I get distracted and talk about other stuff. Sometimes happens quite a lot. My schedule can be a bit erratic due to this jerk called Long COVID. I do try to update my schedule where possible! Please feel free to say hi. I'm very happy to know you.

**!sounds** - List of sounds to infuriate me with. **!protip** - Stuck in a game? Worth a shot. **!credits** - Sources for prominent stream elements (if not self-made). There are more, but you gotta ask, observe, or use brute force to find 'em!

I translated a game! With help from [sonneveld](https://twitch.tv/sonneveld), we created an English version of the **first commercial Czech MS-DOS game**! It's called **The Secret of Donkey Island**, and you can **play/download it for free**, here: [donkeyisland.zip](https://donkeyisland.zip).

Subs get you **crocodile emotes** and **no ads**! But thanks to peer pressure, here is a link for [tips](https://streamelements.com/emmxyzzy/tip), for those feeling especially generous and determined! Alternatively, you can buy me [anchovies](https://throne.com/emmxyzzy). (Though they're often going out of stock and it's probably my fault.) Any and all support is appreciated so much.

Cat. He's a kitty cat. He's enormous, and I suspect that he's mostly **Norwegian Forest Cat** with a little Bengal mixed in (he has a huge butt and is fascinated with water). Type **!daxfact** for more extraneous tales about the local wildlife.

Bit Alerts start at 1 bit because I like to go on the internet and look at images. Especially ones that move. Here are most of 'em. 1 - Annoy! 7 - Court Jester! 10 - Gun. 20 - Babycakes! 23 - URNGH! 50 - Kitty Cat! 69 - 😏 80 - Chow! 90 - Wheeee! 100 - Yoshihiko! 150 - Dog! 200 - Beard Death! 300 - Strong, Tough and Terrific! 420 - Badger! 500 - Dušené šunky! 600 - Rage! 666 - Hell! 1000+ - Donkey Skin! 2000+ - Frogs! 5000+ - Salad! 10000+ - What's Wrong With You? Anything above 50 should trigger TTS, but if all else fails, I'll read it in my best robot voice for you.

Special mention to **20th Century Frog**, a German game, and fresh obsession. It's unique in that it uses the **entire alphanumeric keyboard**! Get the [English patch here](https://czecha.boo)!

I also make more-curated, less-chaotic DOS content for **[YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/@emmxyzzy)**! People seem to enjoy it? Maybe you will too!

For visiting! Whether you're old, new, or just passing through, **I appreciate your presence**! P.S. If you've scrolled all the way here, why not **[sign my guestbook](https://www.e-guestbooks.com/view/Emmxyzzy)**? 😎