Emmxyzzy
Hi, I'm Emmy! I like MS-DOS games, and I play the worst ones so you don't have to.
Hello, my name is **Emmy**! I got a lotta hair, and I live in **Australia**. I was born at approximately the same time as the **90s** were, and raised on **DOS shareware** and **Atari 2600**.
(P.S. I pronounce it "**Em-zizzy**", but you can say it however you like! It's not a real word!)
I spend most of my streams digging through a huge pile of **DOS games**, trying to find fresh favourites. That said, there's a lot of **trash** out there. Excluding adventure games, **expect a new game every 15 minutes**, on average.
I am also a self-professed Czechaboo.
Sometimes I get distracted and talk about other stuff. Sometimes happens quite a lot.
My schedule can be a bit erratic due to this jerk called Long COVID. I do try to update my schedule where possible!
Please feel free to say hi. I'm very happy to know you.
**!sounds** - List of sounds to infuriate me with.
**!protip** - Stuck in a game? Worth a shot.
**!credits** - Sources for prominent stream elements (if not self-made).
There are more, but you gotta ask, observe, or use brute force to find 'em!
Subs get you **crocodile emotes** and **no ads**! But thanks to peer pressure, here is a link for [tips](https://streamelements.com/emmxyzzy/tip), for those feeling especially generous and determined!
I do technically have a Throne, but it's just for earmarking cool stuff. ...And enabling my [anchovy addiction](https://throne.com/emmxyzzy).
Any and all support is appreciated so much.
Cat. He's a kitty cat. He's enormous, and I suspect that he's mostly **Norwegian Forest Cat** with a little Bengal mixed in (he has a huge butt and is fascinated with water).
Type **!daxfact** for more extraneous tales about the local wildlife.
Bit Alerts start at 1 bit because I like to go on the internet and look at images. Especially ones that move. Here are most of 'em.
1 - Annoy!
7 - Court Jester!
10 - Gun.
20 - Babycakes!
23 - URNGH!
50 - Kitty Cat!
69 - 😏
80 - Chow!
90 - Wheeee!
100 - Yoshihiko!
150 - Dog!
200 - Beard Death!
300 - Strong, Tough and Terrific!
420 - Badger!
500 - Dušené šunky!
600 - Rage!
666 - Hell!
1000+ - Donkey Skin!
2000+ - Frogs!
5000+ - Salad!
10000+ - What's Wrong With You?
Anything above 50 should trigger TTS, but if all else fails, I'll read it in my best robot voice for you.
Special mention to **20th Century Frog**, a German game, and fresh obsession. It's unique in that it uses the **entire alphanumeric keyboard**!
Get the [English patch here](https://czecha.boo)!
For visiting! Whether you're old, new, or just passing through, **I appreciate your presence**!
P.S. If you've scrolled all the way here, why not **[sign my guestbook](https://www.e-guestbooks.com/view/Emmxyzzy)**? 😎