I moved out of my apartment that had 4-foot ceilings. I couldn't stand living there.

I moved out of my apartment that had 4-foot ceilings. I couldn't stand living there.

I saw a book "10 Steps to a Better Long Jump". Doesn't the author know that would be cheating?

I saw a book "10 Steps to a Better Long Jump". Doesn't the author know that would be cheating?

I got questioned by the fashion police for my criminal ties

I got questioned by the fashion police for my criminal ties

My laryngitis won an award, and I can't tell you how much it means to me

An ATM with an addiction to money will suffer from withdrawals #DeepBatThoughts

An ATM with an addiction to money will suffer from withdrawals #DeepBatThoughts

This model of Mount Everest isn't to scale. It's to look at.

This model of Mount Everest isn't to scale. It's to look at.

I thought I head lost my mind, but it was all in my head