I won't go to a zoo that doesn't have at least two grizzlies and a panda. That's my bear minimum.

I won't go to a zoo that doesn't have at least two grizzlies and a panda. That's my bear minimum.

My wig shop was robbed, but don't worry, we'll be replacing all the locks.

My wig shop was robbed, but don't worry, we'll be replacing all the locks.

I moved out of my apartment that had 4-foot ceilings. I couldn't stand living there.

I moved out of my apartment that had 4-foot ceilings. I couldn't stand living there.

I saw a book "10 Steps to a Better Long Jump". Doesn't the author know that would be cheating?

I saw a book "10 Steps to a Better Long Jump". Doesn't the author know that would be cheating?

I got questioned by the fashion police for my criminal ties

I got questioned by the fashion police for my criminal ties

My laryngitis won an award, and I can't tell you how much it means to me

An ATM with an addiction to money will suffer from withdrawals #DeepBatThoughts

I feared Gloria Gaynor's restaurant would only seat parties of four. Thankfully, she will serve five

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Real Lawyer vs. Fantasy Lawyer - Part 3

Real Lawyer vs. Fantasy Lawyer - Part 4

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I won't go to a zoo that doesn't have at least two grizzlies and a panda. That's my bear minimum.

I won't go to a zoo that doesn't have at least two grizzlies and a panda. That's my bear minimum.

My wig shop was robbed, but don't worry, we'll be replacing all the locks.

My wig shop was robbed, but don't worry, we'll be replacing all the locks.

I moved out of my apartment that had 4-foot ceilings. I couldn't stand living there.

I moved out of my apartment that had 4-foot ceilings. I couldn't stand living there.

I saw a book "10 Steps to a Better Long Jump". Doesn't the author know that would be cheating?

I saw a book "10 Steps to a Better Long Jump". Doesn't the author know that would be cheating?

I got questioned by the fashion police for my criminal ties

I got questioned by the fashion police for my criminal ties

My laryngitis won an award, and I can't tell you how much it means to me

An ATM with an addiction to money will suffer from withdrawals #DeepBatThoughts