Groom Lake is the imaginary desert community where our followers live. Step into the mystical expanse, where eternal night reigns supreme. Amidst tales of ancient sorcery and celestial alignments, the Starlit Cafe serves as a gathering place for residents of this enigmatic desert, who go there to watch streams. Legends speak of the Majestic Twelve, sorcerers who sought cosmic power but vanished into mystery. Nightwave Radio, a lifeline for the community, broadcasts stories, news, and camaraderie across the boundless darkness. Campervans dotting the dry lakebed host gatherings, gaming sessions, and solitary streams, fostering a tight-knit community amidst the eerie beauty and lurking dangers of the desert night.

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**!jump** Jump and hope you land on the bullseye! **!clip** Clip a section of the stream **!addquote [quote]** Adds to the Groom Lake quotebook **!lurk** Let us know you're AFK **!unlurk** Let us know you're back **!snap** Takes a screenshot **!fart** It does what it says on the tin **!punch** Pow! Right in the kisser **!attention** Get my attention with a sound **!friend** Puts my Steam friend code in chat **!DBD** Puts my DBD friend code in chat **!trivia [wager]** Triggers trivia for the given wager amount **!spin [wager]** Spins the slot machine with the given amount **!heist [wager]** Starts/joins the heist with the given amount **!gold** How many points you have

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