"He who reached out to the stars from the depths of hell and ascended to greatness." | "So nice they tried to make me twice. "
I'm a man with a simple plan: Go in, hit shit, get shit done. Some people don't agree with my methodology, and that's ok. You're entitled to be wrong. But those that do agree... I call those my loyal constituents. And to my loyal constituents I give the world. I do everything in my power to provide the best entertainment possible with the best quality possible.
I'm a leader with a noble cause: to bring a smile to everyone's face, have a good time doing it and look fine as hell while doing it.
Come. Join the cause. Rally against the nay-sayers and the non-believers. Let's make the world a better place one laugh at a time.