HaggardHessian
Welcome to Variety Hell. A love of Horror, retro, Cuphead Speedruns/Challenges, and embracing the chaos while playing just about everything.
Hello! I'm Haggard AKA Haggy, HagDaddy, Gaggy, etc. I'll play anything except Fortnite, Apex, Valorant, and CoD and apparently I'm pretty good at video games (or so I'm told).
We like to have a good time here. Its all about community, laughter, and chaos.
Ranked 9th in the world for Cuphead 300% Speedrun
Cuphead 300
Sound Commands!
!2n2 !3am !5dollars
!always !applause !awkward
!BA !babes !bagofdicks !big !boobs1,2 !bowser !boy1,2 !bullshit !bunghole !butthole1,2
!cantf !cantsee !chase !clitoris !combobreaker !comeback !cs !cutoffyourd
!dammit1&2 !dave !deepthroat !deeznuts !dfaf !dgaf !dick1,2 !difficult !doit1,2 !done !donkeypunch !door !dp !dragon !drinks !drumroll !drunkgirl !dry !dumb
!eyes
!fart1-4 !fast !fatality !fatbooty !finishhim !flute !fml !friends !fu !fuck !fuckedup !fuckoff !fuckpie !fyb
!gangsta !goldenshower !goodgirl !gotcha !gotem !gtfo
!hagno !hagno2 !hangout !hate !haveyouever !herewego !hey !holes !huh !humble
!idea !idk !idle !innuendo !ISeenHim !iwillsuckyourd
!jb !jerkoff
!laugh !leave !letmein !LGG !love !lying
!madman !marijuana !mayo1-3 !mayohate !money !mortis !MotherFu !myjizz
!no !nut
!pab !perfect !pissoff !poop1&2 !prepare !psych !puff !push !pyh
!relax !revolution !rsb !run
!scat !scored !sex !sexy !shit !slut !snatch !soma !sometimes !stfu !sonata !spiderwebs !stand !sucks !surprise
!threat !toasty !tobefair !tongueit !TMWYWMTF1,2 !tv
!ugh !uhh
!weed !weird !whatweplease !whiskey !whore1, 2 !woohoo !wow !wrong !wtfelse !wtfever !wth
!yeet !yourhouse !yourmother
Desktop:
-AMD RYZEN 7 3700X 8-Core 3.6 GHz
-ASUS ROG STRIX B450-F GAMING AM4
-Corsair Vengeance RGB PRO 32GB (4x8GB) DDR4 3200MHz
-ZOTAC GeForce RTX 4080 16GB
-Dual Gigabyte 32" WQHD Curved Monitors
-Gigabye 34" Ultrawide WQHD Curved Monitor
Laptop:
-Razer 14" 165Hz QHD
-AMD Ryzen 9 5900HX
-16GB DDR4-3200MHz
-GeForce RTX™ 3070 8GB
Consoles (Original Hardware):
-NES
-SNES
-N64
-Gamecube
-Wii
-Switch
-Genesis
-Dreamcast
-Xbox One X
-Xbox
-Xbox 360
-PS5
Aladdin (DOS)
Alan Wake 2 (PC)
Athletic World (World Record)
Back 4 Blood
Binding Of Isaac: Rebirth
Bioshock 2
Blasphemous
Blasphemous 2
Blazing Chrome
BLOOD (DOS)
Blue Estate
Buddy Simulator 1984
Callisto Protocol (PS5)
Castlevania 1-3
Celeste
Clive Barker's Undying
Control
Crash Bandicoot 1
Cuphead (Deathless) (Platinumed)
Dark Pictures Anthology: House of Ashes, Little Hope
Dead Space 1 & 2
Dead Space Remake
Demons Crest
Demon Slayer: The Hinokami Chronicles (PS5)
Diddy Kong Racing
Donkey Kong Country 1-3
Doom 2016 (PC)
Ducktales 1&2(NES)
Elden Ring
Electronic Super Joy
Emily Is Away 1 & 2
Escape the Backrooms (w/GameWhenBored)
Eternal Darkness
Faith: The Unholy Trinity
Felix the Cat (NES)
FFVII Remake
FFVII Rebirth
FFVII: Crisis Core Reunion
Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest
Friday the 13th (NES)
Ghostwire: Tokyo
God of War (PS4)
GoW:Ragnarok (PS5)
Gravity Circuit
Great Circus Mystery Starring Mickey Mouse (Genesis)
GTA 3 (PC)
Half Life 2; Episode 1 & 2
Helltaker
Hotline Miami
Indika
Infernax
Inscryption
It Takes Two (PS5)
Kid Icarus (NES)
Kings Quest 1-5
LoZ: Minish Cap
The Legend of Zelda (NES)
Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword HD
Leisure Suit Larry 1-7
Life Is Strange Remastered
Little Misfortune
Lollipop Chainsaw
Marvel's Spider-Man
Marve'ls Spider-Man: Miles Morales
Marvel's Spider-Man 2
Mass Effect
Mega Man 1-10, X 1-5
Mega Man: Rock & Roll
Metal Gear Solid 1, 2
Micro Mages
Mortal Kombat 11
Mortal Kombat 1
Mortal Shell
Mortuary Assistant
Oddworld: New N' Tasty
OnlyCans
Pitfall: The Mayan Adventure (SNES)
Poppy Playtime
Propagation VR
Resident Evil 0 (PC)
Resident Evil (PS1 & Remake)
Resident Evil 2 (PS1 & Remake)
Resident Evil 3: Nemesis (PS1)
Resident Evil 3 Remake (PC)
Resident Evil: Code Veronica X (PS3)
Resident Evil 4 (PC)
Resident Evil 4 Remake (PC)
Resident Evil 5 (PC)
Resident Evil 6 (PC)
Resident Evil 7 (PC)
Resident Evil 8 + Shadow of Rose(PC)
Resident Evil Revelations 1&2 (PC)
Sabrina The Teenage Witch: Brat Attack
Sanabi
Scarlet Nexus (PC)
Scorn
Scott Pilgrim Vs The World
Shovel Knight: Treasure Trove
Sons of the Forest
Space Quest 1-4
Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion HD
Super Castlevania IV
Super Mario Bros 1-3
Super Mario 64 (120 Stars)
Star Wars: Dark Forces
Star Wars: Jedi Knight 1 & 2
SW: Shadows of the Empire
Stray (PS5)
Streets of Rage 1,2,4
Sunset Riders (SNES)
Super Mario RPG Remake
Superhot VR
Superliminal
The Beginners Guide
TMNT (NES)
TMNT: Shredders Revenge
TMNT: Turtles in Time
Trials of the Blood Dragon
Ultionus
Uncharted 1-4 (PS5)
Undertale
Unworthy
Wolfenstein: The Old Blood
Yakuza: Like A Dragon
Zelda 2: The Adventures of Link