There's a lot about me so many other places on the internet, I don't need to bore you much here. If you met me on Twitch you probably know me as Penelope. If you met me anywhere else you probably know me as Melissa, Missy, or Mel. They're all fine.

Here's what we do on stream: + Burn things + Drive places + Work out + Hang out + Sleep + Game (mostly Retro)

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+ AMD Ryzen Threadripper 2950X + MEG X399 CREATION + 32GB Corsair Vengeance LPX DDR4 + NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2080 Ti (Founders Edition) + Seasonic Prime PX-1000 (1000W 80+ Platinum) PSU + Samsung SSD 970 EVO Plus M.2 + HD60 Pro Internal + Sony A6000 + HD60 External + Audio-Technica AT2035 + Yamaha MG10XU + 3DIO FS XLR + Asus ROG GX950 Mouse + Kinesis KB600 Advantage2 Keyboard I also have the IRL backpack for outdoor and kitchen streaming, and an iPhone SE2 that got driven over (really) for mobile streaming

I would like to stream 2-3 days a week consistently but due to my erratic schedule, I can't give you a nice neat little list. Here's what I can tell you: Burn things: When I am home Drive places: When I have to go on long trips (these will be announced in advance) Work out: When I am at my home gym. I ain't filming in no hotel gym. Hang out and talk: When I have time Sleep: When I have time Game (mostly Retro): Sometimes when I am at home if I feel like it. I like to game offline.

Your right to swing your fist stops an inch from my face. If someone isn't directly infringing on your rights, you have no reason to complain. Simply put, live and let live or we can show you to the door. Don't talk about any non-Twitch things on Twitch. Period. Timeout for first offense, ban after that. Be chill, be cool. We're into all good vibes here and if you're screwing that up, we will show you the door.

*What's the motto?* Good people, good music, all good vibes. *Where are you located?* Appalachia. Sometimes Denver. *How old are you?* Freshly 30. If you think that's expired, good. Leave. *Boyfriend?* Why would I ever? *Is that your natural hair colour?* Is it anyone's? *What's an OAQ?* Occasionally asked question. *Do you expect people to read these panels considering the average attention span is 500 words?* Nope

Click the link above or you can just google my name or stick it in most social platforms. Twitter is a good place to find me.

Check out my YouTube here! I hope to be adding more to this in 2023.