**Welcome, and thanks for reading what's going on down here. I'm Jills, your friendly neighborhood reformed cripple. I'm a nurse by trade, so I'm usually good for a gory story or two if you ask. I scrub up at games and hang out with an amazing group of humans.

**There is only one rule here. I betcha you've heard of it before. Are you ready?** ##Wheaton's Law: Don't Be A Dick Pretty simple, right? This is an inclusive space. If you show intolerance or are otherwise an ass in my chat, you won't be here very long. My mods are a ton more understanding and just generally nicer people than I am. I promise you I will back them up for any bans/timeouts/purges.

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