You wanted to know why I started in fabric arts and crafts? I dunno, just felt like it

Coins are made in a mint, but not in the mint that's a plant, in the mint that's a plant!

How does the prince keep cool? Heir conditioning!

Funny how red, white, and blue are the colours of freedom up until they're flashing behind you

Would you call a Twitch collab crossing the streams? | @bucketlamp

I hear that the official Lord of the Rings Pinball machines don't accept quarters, only Tolkiens | @bucketlamp

Why didn't Beethoven ever keep chickens? They only cheer for Bach | @sipcogamingguild

The New World | PF2E Campaign | !jade !liv

I forgot the boomerang pun I was going to use, but I'm sure it'll come back to me

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!

Nobody ever lets me borrow change for arcade games at the roller rink. Cheap skates