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MafiaSquirrel

Just a below average gamer having fun while not working

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I am retired as a streamer I do not have a face cam and probably never will stream with a face cam, You can't know who is in the Mafia after all, it's supposed to be a secret scary society. The most important thing to remember is to have fun. If you like the stream please give me a follow if you don't like the stream there are plenty of others for you to check out.
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Any donations received will be forwarded on to a charity or research foundation. Why not make something good come out of playing video games?
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There isn't one I am almost always around though if I'm not working or playing hockey
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It's simple be polite and have fun. We can all make jokes and poke fun of one another but make sure it is not racist or demeaning. Don't make me ban you.
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- 1 x ASUS Z97-A - 1 X Gigabyte GEForce GTX 950 2GB Windforce - 2X OC Edition - 1 x Intel Core i7-4790k - 1X OCZ Trion 100 2.5" 120 GB SSD - 1X OCZ Trion 100 2.5" 480 GB SSD - 1 x Corsair hydro series H50 120mm quiet edition - 2 x 8 GB Hyperxsavage DDR3 2133
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Commands? Look below: - !commands for comprehensive list of commands for the channel Any Cool Emotes??? - Squirrel = Squirrel in hat - andoSQUIRREL = Squirrel with gun - squirrelFail = pretty self explanatory - squirrelNo = also pretty self explanatory - RareSquirrel = dancing squirrel

Songs I've written

Verse 1: Yea you know I grew up in the city But I still listen to Conway Twitty Don’t judge me cause I I have a faded Copenhagen ring Don’t judge me cause I like to pretend I can sing Don’t hate me cause I like to hike Don’t hate me cause I ride a dirt bike Some people like to call me a hill billy Cause I own some guns and drive an F-150 Don’t you know I've kicked some of those bad habits Some people still hate me cause I occasionally hunt rabbits Don’t you know it hard being country in the city? Chorus: You can teach me how to dougie, do the cupid shuffle or even drop it like it’s hot But I’d rather two-step with my baby in a parking lot I like dancing in the rain Washing away all the pain Country folk have it right Like hanging with friends on Friday night I’m country deep down in my heart Go ahead and ask my sweetheart I’d rather go to a country bar Than hook up with a club girl in my car Don’t you know it’s hard being country in the city? Verse 2: I have a corporate job My roommate lives like a slob I still like to fish So what if I have dish? I would rather spend my time in a tree fort Than spend 20 minutes in a court Don’t matter where you’re from or what you do As long as you a country through and through Don’t you know it’s hard being country in the city? Chorus Verse 3: Little big town said it best So let’s put it to rest I feel no shame I’m proud of where I came from I may have been born in the city And raised in the city But I keep my heart and soul in the heart land I will go there to make my final stand I like my girls and my beer And I live my life with no fear Don’t you know it’s hard being country in the city? Chorus Verse 4: My field of dreams May be further than it seems Beyond the city skyline Is a place that is so divine Someday I hope to make it there Till then dreaming is all I dare The city glows with egotistical lights And people get in meaningless fights The country is where I belong Someday soon it won’t be long don’t you know it’s hard being country in the city? RAP So you think you got game well that’s a shame Grab the cups you got no one to blame The table’s ready and the beer is cold You can back out now and call it a fold The cups are racked and the game is on I will beat your ass till the break of dawn Eye to eye, to determine the shot It won’t matter my game is too hot Go ahead and bounce I won’t swat it It’s a false sense you only think you got it When it’s twirling in, I won’t finger cause I want that losing pain to linger I will shoot with my left hand Your only chance is the Stanford band I’m getting thirsty so please make a shot Hurry, cool me off, I’m starting to get hot From the dirty south to the crumbling Midwest Doesn't matter where I go, I’m still the best Go ahead and pick, six cup or ten It won’t matter ‘cause I’ll still win Cover your cup or drink your beer Otherwise Death cup is near You can try again go ahead and rack em up Then we’ll start again, watch me sink the first cup There’s a reason I’m a member of the death cup bandits Cause I’ll put my balls deeper than the lost city of Atlantis I’ll run the table all night long Don’t even try to distract me with that thong I don’t flinch when the game is on the line I’ll drop the pong ball on a dime I’m not scared to play you 1 v 2 At the end of the night you’ll be blue From the dirty south to the crumbling Midwest Doesn't matter where I go, I’m still the best Go ahead and pick, six cup or ten It won’t matter ‘cause I’ll still win Cover your cup or drink your beer Otherwise Death cup is near You can try again go ahead and rack em up Then we’ll start again, watch me sink the first cup

A memoir of squirrel clips

https://clips.twitch.tv/mafiasquirrel/WildWormSMOrc https://clips.twitch.tv/mafiasquirrel/GlamorousDeerPMSTwin https://clips.twitch.tv/mafiasquirrel/LuckyCamelKevinTurtle

Squirrel Nation Donos

https://clips.twitch.tv/toofar_gon/MotionlessMartenDAESuppy