I am retired as a streamer
I do not have a face cam and probably never will stream with a face cam, You can't know who is in the Mafia after all, it's supposed to be a secret scary society.
The most important thing to remember is to have fun. If you like the stream please give me a follow if you don't like the stream there are plenty of others for you to check out.
There isn't one I am almost always around though if I'm not working or playing hockey
It's simple be polite and have fun. We can all make jokes and poke fun of one another but make sure it is not racist or demeaning. Don't make me ban you.
- 1 x ASUS Z97-A
- 1 X Gigabyte GEForce GTX 950 2GB Windforce - 2X OC Edition
- 1 x Intel Core i7-4790k
- 1X OCZ Trion 100 2.5" 120 GB SSD
- 1X OCZ Trion 100 2.5" 480 GB SSD
- 1 x Corsair hydro series H50 120mm quiet edition
- 2 x 8 GB Hyperxsavage DDR3 2133
Commands? Look below:
- !commands for comprehensive list of commands for the channel
Any Cool Emotes???
- Squirrel = Squirrel in hat
- andoSQUIRREL = Squirrel with gun
- squirrelFail = pretty self explanatory
- squirrelNo = also pretty self explanatory
- RareSquirrel = dancing squirrel
Songs I've written
Verse 1:
Yea you know I grew up in the city
But I still listen to Conway Twitty
Don’t judge me cause I I have a faded Copenhagen ring
Don’t judge me cause I like to pretend I can sing
Don’t hate me cause I like to hike
Don’t hate me cause I ride a dirt bike
Some people like to call me a hill billy
Cause I own some guns and drive an F-150
Don’t you know I've kicked some of those bad habits
Some people still hate me cause I occasionally hunt rabbits
Don’t you know it hard being country in the city?
Chorus:
You can teach me how to dougie, do the cupid shuffle or even drop it like it’s hot
But I’d rather two-step with my baby in a parking lot
I like dancing in the rain
Washing away all the pain
Country folk have it right
Like hanging with friends on Friday night
I’m country deep down in my heart
Go ahead and ask my sweetheart
I’d rather go to a country bar
Than hook up with a club girl in my car
Don’t you know it’s hard being country in the city?
Verse 2:
I have a corporate job
My roommate lives like a slob
I still like to fish
So what if I have dish?
I would rather spend my time in a tree fort
Than spend 20 minutes in a court
Don’t matter where you’re from or what you do
As long as you a country through and through
Don’t you know it’s hard being country in the city?
Chorus
Verse 3:
Little big town said it best
So let’s put it to rest
I feel no shame
I’m proud of where I came from
I may have been born in the city
And raised in the city
But I keep my heart and soul in the heart land
I will go there to make my final stand
I like my girls and my beer
And I live my life with no fear
Don’t you know it’s hard being country in the city?
Chorus
Verse 4:
My field of dreams
May be further than it seems
Beyond the city skyline
Is a place that is so divine
Someday I hope to make it there
Till then dreaming is all I dare
The city glows with egotistical lights
And people get in meaningless fights
The country is where I belong
Someday soon it won’t be long
don’t you know it’s hard being country in the city?
RAP
So you think you got game well that’s a shame
Grab the cups you got no one to blame
The table’s ready and the beer is cold
You can back out now and call it a fold
The cups are racked and the game is on
I will beat your ass till the break of dawn
Eye to eye, to determine the shot
It won’t matter my game is too hot
Go ahead and bounce I won’t swat it
It’s a false sense you only think you got it
When it’s twirling in, I won’t finger
cause I want that losing pain to linger
I will shoot with my left hand
Your only chance is the Stanford band
I’m getting thirsty so please make a shot
Hurry, cool me off, I’m starting to get hot
From the dirty south to the crumbling Midwest
Doesn't matter where I go, I’m still the best
Go ahead and pick, six cup or ten
It won’t matter ‘cause I’ll still win
Cover your cup or drink your beer
Otherwise Death cup is near
You can try again go ahead and rack em up
Then we’ll start again, watch me sink the first cup
There’s a reason I’m a member of the death cup bandits
Cause I’ll put my balls deeper than the lost city of Atlantis
I’ll run the table all night long
Don’t even try to distract me with that thong
I don’t flinch when the game is on the line
I’ll drop the pong ball on a dime
I’m not scared to play you 1 v 2
At the end of the night you’ll be blue
From the dirty south to the crumbling Midwest
Doesn't matter where I go, I’m still the best
Go ahead and pick, six cup or ten
It won’t matter ‘cause I’ll still win
Cover your cup or drink your beer
Otherwise Death cup is near
You can try again go ahead and rack em up
Then we’ll start again, watch me sink the first cup
A memoir of squirrel clips
https://clips.twitch.tv/mafiasquirrel/WildWormSMOrc
https://clips.twitch.tv/mafiasquirrel/GlamorousDeerPMSTwin
https://clips.twitch.tv/mafiasquirrel/LuckyCamelKevinTurtle
Squirrel Nation Donos
https://clips.twitch.tv/toofar_gon/MotionlessMartenDAESuppy