## *"Whether you think you can, or think you can't.... you're right."*
ā® Whale hello there, welcome to the Turdlands! š© I'm Melodee, a 30-something-year-old derpy nerd who lives in Alaska. Most known for Drumming and Beat Saber, you'll also find random Nintendo and party games here.
>ā® L O U D AF
>ā® 18+ NSFW.
>ā® Lewd, not crude.
>ā® Don't be a douche. Or a chode.
#āØ | BEAT SABER | āØ
**!bsr** - Request a song.
# š | ALERTS | š
**11 bits** = Tetris line clear
**69 bits** = Oh... face?
**100 | $1.00** = Dolla bill ya'll
**231 | $2.31** = Unlocks a secret
**229 | $2.29** = Can you clear them all?
**666 | $6.66** = Tasmanian "Melvil"
**934 | $9.34** = Hogwarts Express
**4200 | $42.00** = The answer to life
**5000 | $50.00** = FIFTEH DOLLA BILL!!!!