## *"Whether you think you can, or think you can't.... you're right."*
☮ Whale hello there, welcome to the Turdlands! 💩 I'm Melodee, a 30-something-year-old derpy nerd who lives in Alaska. Most known for Drumming and Beat Saber, you'll also find random Nintendo and party games here.
>☮ L O U D AF
>☮ 18+ NSFW.
>☮ Lewd, not crude.
>☮ Don't be a douche. Or a chode.
#✨ | BEAT SABER | ✨
**!bsr** - Request a song.
# 💜 | ALERTS | 💜
**11 bits** = Tetris line clear
**69 bits** = Oh... face?
**100 | $1.00** = Dolla bill ya'll
**231 | $2.31** = Unlocks a secret
**229 | $2.29** = Can you clear them all?
**666 | $6.66** = Tasmanian "Melvil"
**934 | $9.34** = Hogwarts Express
**4200 | $42.00** = The answer to life
**5000 | $50.00** = FIFTEH DOLLA BILL!!!!