(frontier-version) When I was a little bitty baby, my mama handed me a rifle and said ,’you go out to yonder mountains and don’t you set your face a’cross this doorstep till you’ve fetched me a Spacey Invader or one of them big monkeys that throws barrels down its habitat.’ My mama had book learnin’ and used such fancy words casual, like you or I’d say ‘hello’ or ‘yer trousers is down’ or ‘that fiddle music is a salve to be sure!’ So I learnt about the world a’ viddy gamin’ and I like a story in ‘em, to be certain, something I can follow easy and something I can take with me into the big ole wilderness to stew over’; and as long as I ain’t lyin’ I’ll tell ya simple I regard all of you as kinfolk, and if we have any saying around these parts at all it’s ‘The Lord put that tongue in your noggin’ ta get a’ wagging!’ So drop by and let them tongues wag as I’d sure love a little wisdom when things get tough. Did I ever get that monkey or nab me a Spacey Invader is a question yer peepers can answer as well as ask it out loud, so drop by ole NorthernQuarter and get watchin’ and let’s set things a’ right!

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