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Old_Man_Smithers

A (sometimes crotchety) adult gamer who enjoys making small children rage and cry online. Alright, that last part's not true... probably.

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Q: Who are you? A: I'm a 44 year old gamer who never has the time anymore for what I love to do above all else. One might expect me to be bitter about this, but I'm not bitter at all.... and I definitely don't have a small ball of hate and discontent deep inside that lashes out at the younger generation for all the free time they still enjoy. Q: Are you an idiot? 44's not that old. A: Considering the level of intelligence I see on the forums and in game chat, 44 is obviously very old. Boom.. Who's the idiot now? Q: What games do you usually play? A: I prefer anything that I can make people rage on. At heart I'm a griefer, though I try and piss off the other team rather than any friendlies. FPS's are usually the best for that kind of entertainment. I do play a number of single player games, but it's usually something to fill the time in between killing other players.
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Gaming Computer: AMD Ryzen 9 5950x 64 Gigs RAM GeForce RTX 3090 FTW 2 2TB SSD's
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Typical stuff here - Don't be an ass-hat. No racism, or similar ignorance will be tolerated in chat. Likewise, be civil to your fellow viewers (and the mods). Disagreements are fine, but keep them at an adult level. Nightbot is a bit of an asshole. Don't spam links or you will get timed out. Do it enough and you'll get booted. If you're a regular, let me know if you want to post a link and I can hook you with a quickness. If you're new, hang out for a while and let us get to know you! Do feel free to give tips about the game, but if it's a single player game, try to hold off on the spoilers, i.e. - "You're going to love this next cut scene! Underneath that armor, Sauron is actually Frodo Baggins in drag!" That's pretty much it. We're a laid-back crew here, but be advised that I don't have much patience for stupidity. Go along and get along!
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I have a bunch of side hustles and a wife who absolutely hates my gaming habit. That all being said, I do take every opportunity I get to feed the addiction. Look for me on weekday mornings EST.
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First of all, you're awesome for even thinking about it, but I'm not big on donations. Why not subscribe, instead? You'll get more bang for your buck. If you're a Saudi Prince with money to burn then شكرا لكم, but I'm okay on the money front. Go find a hungry, young gamer and make their day!