PhatCrab
Hello, I'm Phat Crab, and thanks for dropping by! I'm a variety streamer, and if you're looking for a laid-back dingus to hang out and laugh with, I'm your guy! I stream on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday between 6 and 8pm! Have a safe, fun, and happy day!
**1:** *Be kind to each other.* It's not hard, I promise!
**2:** *No graphic images or links.* This ain't one of *those* sites!
**3:** *Have fun.* Fun is mandatory.
**4:** *Derp.* Even more mandatory.
Come hang out and MEME AROUND.
Wanna wear a shirt with The Crab on it?! You're insane! Click the image to get one!
**NOT REQUIRED**
... But if you do you will have my eternal love and gratitude. <3