I have no need of dog treats, but if you like what you see and feel compelled to throw money at the screen, this is the place to do it.

Actually, it might be better not to, but I'm gonna leave this here anyway.

This is a tech-focused site that I might get around to updating with content sometime before the heat death of the universe... probably.

*"All true followers of Hirstianity, blessed be thine pants, shall know these laws, honor and abide by them, be guided by them in all things, and seek the holy light of St. Rahn Ramrahn's flaxen hair"* ***-Hirstian Prime, Conan 3:16*** ### Tenets 1-5 from The Book of Hirstianity 1) Hate all of the people, most of the time 2) Love Star Wars 3) Despise Apple 4) Backup your fucking data 5) Sex in advance

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