I am a 6'4" vegan cannibal. I work as the chief security officer, frosting czar, and rock candy dealer for a gated gingerbread community.
In my spare time I am also a kraken rancher, mycologist, green landfill supervisor, pecan inspector, Timelord, cosmetics taste tester, an actual Elder Scroll, grape jelly splatter landmine craftsman, beekeeper, beadkeeper, dumberjack, Formula 1 backseat USB driver, and alleged Incubus.
Also, I love to play and collect games =D
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