># About the Channel >Tall Tale Tavern is an establishment dedicated to sharing stories, feels, and positive vibes! Most showings are RPGs of a sort or games with an alluring atmosphere. >Click [here](https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rrGKv48D_fbQR7aY4AhmXbS5h_69pFiKv7IUXtaNKfo/edit?usp=sharing) to see Tall Tale Tavern's previous, current, and upcoming games. ># About the Proprietor >Tom is a copyeditor, jack-of-all-tradesman, and lover of tabletop games from the Frigid Northeast of the US. He began gaming with Hexen, Heretic, and Doom on DOS along with Donkey Kong Country and Super Mario World on the SNES. >For business inquiries, feel free to email talltaletavernprods (at) gmail (dot) com.

>**Tall Tale Tavern holds the following in particularly high regard:** >*1. Welcoming each individual and their story, and not disrespecting them.* >*2. Wordplay and innuendo over crude obscenity.* >*3. The arduous pursuit of passions. Achieving a dream makes for a great tale!* >*4. Genuine feels! Spoilers are the death of such feels.* >*5. Generalized advice is welcome, but backseating is to be avoided.*

>## Text >* **!ask {yes or no question}:** Our snarky tavern ArchivistBot can help you make decisions! >* **!beard:** Check the status of Tom's beard for the Style Your Proprietor event. >* **!brawl {target name}:** Spice up the tavern by starting a friendly brawl! >* **!commands:** In addition to everything here, lists other basic commands. >* **!convo:** Not sure how to start a conversation? Have Archi break the ice for you!* >* **!minstrel:** Minstrel is a category of commands: all VIPs, mods, and 3 month subscribers have their name as a command. Get to know a regular by typing !{name} for an introductory lyric! If you haven't received your earned command or would like yours changed, DM Tom on [Discord](https://discord.gg/yJY9saQ)! >* **!roll to {action}:** Rolls a 20-sided dice to determine your fate. Ex. *!roll to write a cool bot command.* >* **!sfx:** Lists all the sound effect commands. >* **!spin:** Spin one of the tavern's empty bottles to see who you kiss! >* **!tea:** Spy on Archi in his natural habitat.* >## Sound Effects (sub only)* >* **!benny:** Benny Hill theme. >* **!bwah:** Surprise. Fear. Confusion. >* **!dead:** Universal tune of a life lost. >* **!dejavu:** I've just been in this place before... >* I'm really **!feeling** it! >* **!grr:** ... Argh. >* **!lol:** HA HA HA. >* **!murder:** All aboard the murder train! >* **!phrasing:** We tend to have phrasing issues... >* **!sax:** Someone did a lewd. (๑>◡<๑) >* **!seinfeld:** A theme for certain situations. >* **!wa:** Someone's complaining too much. >* **!wholesome** like the Great British Baking Show. >* **!win:** Victory fanfare! >* **!wow:** Simply awestruck. >*To preserve sanity and encourage discussion over spam, SFX, !brawl, !convo, and !tea are on a personal 5min timer.

>## Subscription Perks >* No more ads -_- >* Emotes! See the Emote Showcase panel. >* Resubs trigger text-to-speech. >* Secret [Discord](https://discord.gg/yJY9saQ) channel access. >* !sfx command access. >* Help fill the tavern stewpot with tasty sub badges. >* Fancy badge by your fancy name in chat. > >## Bit Perks >* 51 bits triggers a loud spooky alert to troll Tom. >* 100+ bits triggers text-to-speech. >* Bulk up the tavern stewpot with some spicy bits. >* Sweet badge by your sweet name in chat. >## [Tip](https://streamlabs.com/talltaletom) Perks >* $1+ overrides the basic alert with a custom gif. >* $1+ triggers text-to-speech.