TheKombatKorner
WARNING: This channel has the tendency to cause viewers to excrete and expel. When you come here you must remember, we do not have a bathroom so if you need to use it, you must wear a diaper. If you do not have one we have many diapers...some of them KLEAN! JOIN THE EGGPLANT GANG TODAY! #GetSurreal
Elite Eggplant (Tier 1)
The Eggplant Cacophony Soundboard: Upon beginning your journey of ascension through the Zone System by subscribing, you will instantly gain access to a new level of soul union with the Eggplant Zone. *!sfx command to reveal list in chat.*
!4d3d3
!applause
!boo
!brule
!brule2
!brule3
!bubbly
!celeryman
!checkitout
!chippy
!cigjuice
!cityslicka
!die
!flawless
!foghorn
!friendship
!gauze
!general
!gibbons
!glacial
!greatjob
!grub
!grum
!hart
!hello
!jaxmovie
!jaws
!jaws2
!jeff
!joben
!kahnmovie
!kahnmovie2
!mk1
!myleg
!order66
!poison
!scorpion
!slab
!spagett
!spagett2
!stonecold
!toasty
!tuturu
!twilight
!woo
!yablewit
!yaffa
!yafoo
!yaye
...what strange audial phenomena will we hear next!?
Eggplant Visionary (Tier 2)
Interested in receiving more esoteric knowledge of the Eggplant Way? Bold move. Become an Eggplant Visionary to unlock the exclusive ability to summon The General to the stream by using the General Emote! *cooldown is 1 appearance per hour per user*
Current Eggplant Visionaries:
Straightedge
ttvrazorrob
strooskins
lorddraco500
DboyFGC
NoNeedForKombos
Eggplant Luminary (Tier 3)
This level is only for those who think they are ready to be serenated in the divine blessings of true enlightenment. Along with all of the rewards from the previous two levels, an Eggplant Luminary can request their own sound to be added to the Eggplant Cacophony. *DM me before hand so I can approve your request. Your sound must also abide by ToS guidelines*
Current Eggplant Luminaries:
Skank
czj44
*All times are in EST*
Sun: Bible Study on TTVRazorrob 5-7 PM
Mon: Goro's Gauntlet 3-6 PM
Mileena's Midnight Munchies 8-10 PM
Tues: Goro's Gauntlet 3-6 PM
Mileena's Midnight Munchies 8-10 PM
Wed: Goro's Gauntlet 3-6 PM
Thurs: Goro's Gauntlet 3-6 PM
Mileena's Midnight Munchies 8-10 PM
Fri: Fujin's Flash Flood Friday 3-6 PM
Sat: Saturday Night Surreal 9 PM - ???
The ultimate supplement to Eggplant Content. Who knows what will be uploaded next? Your next adventure awaits in the YouTube rift.
Want to chill and hang with your fellow Eggplants off stream? Itching to participate in the extracurricular events of this kommunity? Here is your portal. Godspeed you vagabond!
I live to entertain while sharing love and light. Streaming is my only occupation right now so any donations are EXTREMELY welcomed and appreciated. You will receive much praise and glory for your tributes.
Eggplant Manifesto
-Do not do unto others which you would not want done onto yourself.
-Turn the other cheek. If someone upsets you in chat be public about how something has affected you, but DO NOT retaliate. They will receive their payment in full.
-Produce good fruit! We encourage uplifting your fellow eggplant comrades with love and positive motivation. This is a realm that cherishes love, altruism, absurdism, and compassion. A little friendly trash talk will be permitted due to the competitive nature of some of the games we play, but let it go and move on afterwards. NEVER use discriminatory, racist, or sexist language. DO NOT do any personal attacks against fellow Eggplants. I have NO TOLERANCE for anyone inhibiting the consciousness of those in the stream with any talk of hatred.
-Be yourself!
-Have fun! (that is a requirement)
-We are facilitating the shift to the next level of human thought and behavior, enter and ASCEND with us.