Umber is a terrible human being. Terrible in the way she strives to find the good in all people. She can be disgustingly inspiring as she thirsts for adventure and is always ready for a new experience. It is easy to dislike her for the way she defends those who cannot defend themselves. She is an abomination to this world with her warm heartedness and kindness. Many unfortunately enjoy themselves in her presence because or her unique charm and wit. Be weary of this woman as she can be frightening when hungry or tired. She is an avid dreamer and has been known to role-play her fair share of D&D characters.

Theodoses has been called many things; dungeon master, comic book curator, collector of words, and microbrew taste tester. He has even been known as an intolerable morning person. These are just rumors, and we all know rumors are the only thing we can believe, but if you’re one of those fact checkers, the facts are that he is 30, resides in the city of St. Louis where he hosts regular D&D campaigns.