Hi, and welcome. I'm Ully, and I'm glad you decided to stop by! Sorry about wall of text, but there's some worthwhile information to be gleaned if you take the time to check it out. Also, I will probably misread and/or mispronounce your name, at least at first. It's not you, it's me. Please don't hold it against me, and we'll be off to a fine start!

I'm not your normal streamer. Most things I stream will be **casual** or **chill** in nature (no speedruns, no MLG). Some days will be B.Y.O.M. (Bring Your Own Music). This lets you listen to what you like (or hear some of the game audio/music) and prevents the VoD from being muted. I am a **variety** streamer with a **Guild Wars 2** problem. I like to stream whatever I'm playing when I'm in the mood to do so. Furthermore, I'm not streaming with any lofty or specific goals. I'm not concerned with being partnered/sponsored, and I certainly won't stress myself out trying to be 100% professional all the time. I decided to start streaming since I play games on my computer/consoles anyway; if people want to watch or hang out, I want them to be able to. **Bottom Line:** I stream **for fun**, and as something to do. Some days I may feel like interacting a lot; some days I may actually turn my player cam on; and some days I may just want to screw around and do whatever without any outside interactions. You may ask me to interact or turn on my cam, just be forewarned that I may not feel well and your request may be ignored :( . Finally, I may take many sudden but very brief unplanned/unannounced breaks while streaming. I suffer from a chronic bowel disease, so I don't have much control over it. If my cam is on and I'm not around, this is probably the reason. Responsible gaming/viewing suggests frequent breaks anyway, so you can take a quick break as well without missing much during these times :) .

Age: 32ish Gender: Male Location: Middle of nowhere, Illinois, USA Beard: Yes I've got multiple chronic health problems that prevent me being remotely 'normal'. These issues prevent me from pursuing normal things in life (such as, but not limited to: a steady occupation/job, my own home, etc.). In a nutshell, my life kinda sucks, with no real opportunity for improvement; I try not to dwell on it, but I'll discuss it if people are interested. Because of this, I fill my time with games for fun, primarily as a distraction. TL;DR - bad health, neckbeard, streams for fun/distraction, coz wynaut?

- Can I donate? No, I don't want your money. - Are you sure I can't donate? Yes, I'm quite sure. If you are feeling charitable, I can recommend some charities (or streamers, if you prefer) that have had personal impact on me over the years. - Why do you stream if you don't take donations? I stream for fun. I play games as a distraction from my real life issues (health mostly). If I'm going to be playing games anyway, it doesn't take much to broadcast them while I'm doing what I do normally. - What's with your avatar? That's not you... Great catch! That's my most-beloved toon in Guild Wars 2, Ulrichian Guarda. On a side-note, she has 2 'twin' sisters (Ulrichian Warria, Ulrichian Revennia), and yes, they are near-identical. - Why aren't you talking over the stream? I don't live alone. The environment I'm in may be noisy. Some days, I feel overwhelmingly anti-social, shy, or I may not feel well. Alternatively, I may be being a huge n00b and have it muted on accident. - Where's your beard cam? Some days I may be feeling a bit more anti-social / socially anxious, or I might have it off for another reason. It is on most of the time, however. - When is your next stream? I don't know. I normally suffer from medicine-induced insomnia, so I can't really set a standard schedule to follow. But hey, there's a follow button and notification emails for a reason, right?? Remember, I'm not streaming for $_$; follows are a great way to show support for what I'm doing, and are there for your convenience to come back in the future! - Do you even social media, bro? Ummm... I used to some (facebook), but I don't anymore *GASP* (I know, right?). I've got personal reasons for avoiding them, but the simple answer is no, I don't use them, and I don't plan on using them currently. - I heard you like cheese. Is that true? Yes, you could say I like cheese. If you ask me, there are 3 levels of cheesiness: -no cheese (how dare you!) -some cheese (ok, that's better... but...), and -too much cheese for normal people (AKA Ully-amounts of cheese) I like classic/common cheeses most. Every once in a while, I'll find a new cheese to try :) .

- General cursing and posting of links is fine but the main rule is: - **Don't be a dick.** It's kind of as simple as that. Be respectful of everyone, and we'll have no problems. If you are uncertain if something is allowed, ask first, or simply don't do whatever it is. - Having said that, my bot (Ully_Bort) will probably be hanging out in chat. He's eager and cute, but not perfect so don't hold anything against him. - You can do twitch things in chat (emotes, spam, hype, etc.) if you want - have fun! Please use your own discretion, be civil, and remember: **Don't be a dick.**

Ully will clean this panel up soon™... when he's ready™... promise... but here's the 'current' (not so current version): - **Guild wars 2** (Free to start, no sub, MMO) Home Server: Yak's Bend since about launch; Mostly PvE content; I'm up there on NA server players by AP [not that it matters]; I've got an alt account on Sea of Sorrows. - **7 Days to Die (7D2D/7DTD) ** (Zombie horde crafting survival game; sandbox/RPG/FPS elements) Probably the best Alpha game I've played. Once you understand the basics, it is addicting as hell. Features single-player/multiplayer with choice of premade map or random gen worlds. I like to adjust the game settings on the fly depending on what I'm doing to minimize downtime, as opposed to using the creative mode to do crafting/builds. - **Super Mario Maker!** Yes, but I have to be in the mood for it. See the Mario Maker panel for more info. #Other swell games: >Axiom Verge >Binding of Isaac: Rebirth w/ Afterbirth >Crypt of the NecroDancer >Fallout 3 (I like to god-mode, however) >Final Fantasy 7, 8, 9 >Gauntlet >Guild Wars (The original! I can even play/stream it still!) >Hammerwatch >LoZ: Twilight Princess HD >Mega Man Legacy collection >Party Hard >Terraria >Tomb Raider (2012) >Many others I've not listed, of course #Games completed on stream (Ully %): >Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past >Mega Man X >New Super Mario Bros. U Genre-wise, I enjoy some FPS (fond memories of franchises such as doom, descent, heretic/hexen, wolfenstein), dungeon crawlers/hack-and-slash, metroidvanias, and some RPGs (character progression/development is so satisfying). #Want to recommend a game? Go for it! I've got 700+ steam titles (mostly from humble bundles the past couple years). I kinda dig non-AAA games (some exceptions, of course), and prefer non-PvP-centric games (no CoD, LoL, Dota 2, etc.).

*CPU:* Intel Core i7-4790K Devil's Canyon Quad-Core 4.0 GHz *CPU Cooler:* Intel BXTS13X Water/Liquid Cooling Thermal Solution *Mobo:* ASUS Z97-PRO LGA 1150 *RAM:* G.Skill TridentX Series ~~16GB~~ 32GB (4 X 8 GB) DDR3 2400 MHz (Expanded Nov. 3, 2016) *GPU:* GIGABYTE GeForce GTX 970 4GB G1 GAMING OC EDITION *SSD:* Samsung 850 EVO 2.5" 250GB *HDD:* WD Black 2TB - 7200 RPM *PSU:* Rosewill LIGHTNING-1000 Continuous 1000W & 50 Degree C Power Supply *Beard Cam:* Logitech C922 Pro Stream Webcam *Bonus Cam:* Logitech HD Pro Webcam C920 *Mic:* Blue Yeti (with pop filter + foam windscreen) *Headset:* SteelSeries Siberia Elite Prism / Siberia 650 (White) *Mouse:* Logitech G600 *Keyboard:* SteelSeries Apex M800 *Capture Card (HDMI):* Elgato Game Capture HD60 *Capture Card (Component):* Diamond Multimedia GameCaster GC500 *Chair:* DxRacer KE06/NB (Blue!) *Eyewear:* Gunnar MLG Phantom (Premium Rx Lenses & Freeze frame color)

#Some nice bot commands (mind the spaces): >!bot - bot info >!ullytime >!rip / !rekt ~ for when Ully gets rekt >!discord >!greeting set <message> Allows viewers to set a custom greeting message for when they enter the channel, requires (name) in the message. >!greet toggle Don't forget to turn on your greeting once it is set!

She's great. Really. And she'll twerk with you for commissions at super competitive prices. Give her your love, she deserves nothing less.

Pr0 interwebz speed, amirite???

Ully_Bort is derpy, but likes to try to help: >!ully >!na >!eu >!gw2mods >!reshade >!overlay / !taco >!mouse / !cursor >!gw2f2p >!gw2ascended ~ ascended gear info @ wiki

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