Wetty
Dreamt about impending doom and woke up with a meat rod of destiny primed and ready. Pillage-heavy mech-warriors on dinner dates with my sweet meat messiah... Eternally moist for Christos, sopping wet for our Lord and Savior, rave enabler.
# FUN FAMILY FRIENDLY DONO SURPRISES
**<20** Fun time jingle to celebrate your kindness.
**>20** Better fun time jingle, appropriately scaled to reflect increased kindness level.
**>100** Incredible jingle, scaled even further toward insanity and opulence to better reflect your godlike kindness.
**$4.20** Themed alert to identify with stoned cunts in the audience.
**$6.66** Themed alert to identify with metal cunts in the audience.
**$13.37** Themed alert to identify with sick cunts in the audience.
**$21.90** Themed alert to identify with hungry cunts in the audience.
###PLEASE CONSIDER A KO-FI SUBSCRIPTION!
You can give me the same amount as a regular sub, and I get 42.9% more from you choosing this option. It really goes a long way.
###"SAY WFJ... WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?"
Just a singer with a song, tryin to make my way through this crazy work-a-day world. You can call me Wetty, check out sum of me hot traxx with **[CLOSURE IN MOSCOW](http://closureinmoscow.bandcamp.com)** and hang out while I'm live here for some laughin', some learnin' and some lovin', unironically. Embrace the cringe.
###YAYYYYY BAND GOODIES
Get spiffy Closure in Moscow merchandise **[HERE](http://www.closureinmoscow.com/shop)**
Also **[BANDCAMP](http://closureinmoscow.bandcamp.com)**
**Processor:** Car battery linked to a cum-rag @ 0.69GHz
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**Motherboard:** LEGO® City Playmat
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**Memory:** XTreemDDT 10/6GB
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**Video Card:** MVIDYA SupahGrafix DTF 930 Ti