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XeroKynos

I speedrun games. I also like to find glitches and the word garbage. Sometimes I talk about tuna.

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#FAQ **What’s your name?** >If you don’t mind, call me Kynos. **What do you do here?** >I speedrun FF7 most of the time I stream something on this channel. Also, I (used to) speedrun Cookie Clicker every Sunday with [TheStrahl](http://twitch.tv/thestrahl). **When do you stream?** >When the tide is high in the faraway forests. In case you don’t own faraway forest wall clocks^TM , it might be best to follow me here on Twitch to know whenever I am streaming. **What’s the WR?** >The WR is above 7 frames. **What is Yuffie Warping?** >Yuffie Warping, short YW, is a glitch in the PC versions of FF7. You can learn more about it [here]( http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Yuffie_Warping_Glitch). **How does the step counter thing work?** >You sometimes walk for a specific amount of steps (that is the only thing you count) in order to remove encounters. Random battles in FF7 are not random at all, neither when you get them nor which ones you get. For more information, watch [this]( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g36-lzRCb68). **What is FF7’s RNG like?** > B1 CA EE 6C 5A 71 2E 55 D6 00 CC 99 90 6B 7D EB 4F A0 07 AC DF 8A 56 9E F1 9A 63 75 11 91 A3 B8 94 73 F7 54 D9 6E 72 C0 F4 80 DE B9 BB 8D 66 26 D0 36 E1 E9 70 DC CD 2F 4A 67 5D D2 60 B5 9D 7F 45 37 50 44 78 04 19 2C EF FD 64 81 03 DA 95 4C 7A 0B AD 1F BA DD 3E F9 D7 1A 29 F8 18 B3 20 F6 D1 5E 34 92 7B 24 43 88 97 D4 0F 35 AA 83 68 27 A8 D5 BE FA 14 31 AF 10 0D D8 6A CE 23 61 F3 3D A4 08 33 E3 A9 38 E6 93 1D 1C F0 0E 87 59 65 82 BC FF FE 7E 8F C1 1E F5 CB 49 02 32 09 C4 8E C6 2B 40 A7 17 76 3B 16 2A C8 FB B2 58 A5 15 AE 25 CF 46 C7 48 B4 0A 3F C9 06 85 51 89 62 4D 12 8C EA A2 98 4B 79 6F 5C 47 30 1B E7 C5 22 9C E8 96 3A E4 7C E0 69 A1 B7 05 39 74 01 9F BD C3 84 FC 77 86 13 4E BF F2 53 5B ED 21 8B 6D C2 41 B6 DB 3C D3 28 EC 2D E2 9B A6 42 52 57 5F E5 AB B0 0C **How can you speedrun for 16 hours?** >By speedrunning for 19 hours and finishing 3 hours early. **What do your split colors mean?** >Blue signifies a best segment (other people like to use the color “gold” for this and call it a GLOD split (I do not because I consider gold tacky and the color yellow scares me)). Green means I am ahead, yellow means I am ahead but lost time since the last split; orange means I am behind but gained time since the last split, red means I am behind. **Do you eat?** >Only during spring. **What is Bacon?** >I have no idea but I heard it is rumoured to be food. **Can you say my name?** >I can if you spell your name Y-u-f-f-i-e. **This is no true 100% run. There is no 100% run except for in games that have a percentage counter.** >Categories have a definition. 100% is a definition. Feel free to look up the definition of the word “definition”. What constitutes a 100% run has to be defined even in games that use a percentage counter. One might use that percentage counter in the definition of a 100% run but it is not necessarily the only or a meaningful criterion. **Where are you from?** >I am from terribly far away. **What colour is the carpet?** >The carpet is of a colour the name of which I don’t know. But I have been to Ikea and know they have a couch in that color there. **Can you sing a song?** >Possibly Maybe. **How old are you?** >I am by far over 9,000,000 minutes old. **Do people speedrun Cookie Clicker?** >Yes. **Why do people speedrun Cookie Clicker?** >Yes. **Who is your favourite character?** >It is not Aerith. **Why is it not Aerith?** >Because Aerith is a sociopathic, homicidal, money laundering, waterfall and waterfall accessories hoarding “flowerseller” (aka PTW) experienced in insurance fraud, ponzi schemes and oppressing the people of the slums. She also talks too much. **Is it Tifa?** >No. Tifa is the empress regnant of Garbage, who usurped the throne of Garbage during the Great Trash Revolution. Ever since then, she has ruled with an iron garbage-embroidered-gloved fist. She must be stopped. **Who is Jaffie?** >Jaffie is Juffie is Yuffie is Yaffie **Why do you use glitches? That’s cheating!** >Of course glitches are cheats. But more importantly, they are bad for the environment, which is why I use them. By excessive glitch use, I intend to destroy the wildlife and thereby drive rabbits and pineapples to extinction. This is my long-term goal in speedrunning. **Do you speak French?** >I sometimes do. **Dogs or cats?** >No, please excuse my words, you lunatic hobo. It is Goats. Goats! **Do you like Cookies?** >I do occasionally enjoy licking them but I do not rejoice in consuming them. **Anything else?** >Don’t throw pineapples at me or expect me to know anything about movies. And if you come to me to puke on my floor, we’re no friends anymore (unless you're Björk, of course).
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#Final Fantasy VII > FF7 JPC NG+ RTA - **1:47:01** (**WR**) > FF7 PC NG+ RTA - **2:05:04** >FF7 JPC NG+ NoDebugRoom RTA - **2:11:58** (**WR**) >FF7 PC NG+ NoDebugRoom RTA - **2:35:15** (**WR**) >FF7 PC RTA - **2:47:38** >FF7 JPC NG+ NoDebugRoom NoSlots WEAPONs RTA - **3:07:03** (**WR**) >FF7 PC NG+ NoDebugRoom NoSlots WEAPONs RTA - **3:19:55** (**WR**) >FF7 PC NG+ NoDebugRoom NoSlots AllWEAPONs RTA - **3:31:09** (**WR**) >FF7 JPC NoDebugRoom RTA (aka Slots) - **4:56:57** (**WR**) >FF7 JPC NoDebugRoom NoSlots RTA - **5:31:10** (**WR**) >FF7 PC NoDebugRoom NoSlots RTA - **5:38:37** (**WR**) >FF7 PC SS RTA (aka Slots) - **6:20:56** (**WR**) >FF7 PC NoDebugRoom NoSlots AllWEAPONs RTA - **8:03:59** (**WR**) >FF7 PC NoDebugRoom NoSlots AllBosses RTA - **8:13:45** (**WR**) >FF7 PC 100% NoSlots RTA - **15:01:24** (**WR**) #Final Fantasy VIII >FF8 PC 100% RTA - **11:13:36** (**WR**) #Castlevania: Circle of the Moon >CotM any% - **3:17** (**WR**) #Pokémon Red/Blue >Pokémon Red SS Glitchless - **2:10** #Cookie Clicker >CClicker Neverclick - **23:58** (**WR**) >CClicker True Neverclick - **28:42** (**WR**)
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