- You must be 18+ - Keep the chatter to mostly English - If I tell you to stop doing something, stop doing that thing

I go by Zeriff, though if you've scrolled down here without knowing that, I'm honestly impressed. I like dark, self-deprecating humour, as well as making fun of my friends and being made fun of in turn. I use a wheelchair when I leave my home. It can be a pain, though it's not all down hill, sometimes it's up hill. That's where the fun really begins. For the curious, I have perthes disease in my left hip, spinal scoliosis and arthritis in my knees and hands. I can walk, it's just painful, so I do so as little as possible. These are my credentials to mock the lazy people who use wheelchairs, such as myself.

CPU - Intel Core i9 12900K GPU - RTX 3080Ti 12GB RAM - 32GB Screen 1 - LG UltraGear 4K Ultra HD 27" Screen 2 - LG UltraGear Quad HD 27" Mouse - Logitech G903 Keyboard - Logitech G815 Headset - SteelSeries Arctis Nova Pro Wireless Mic - Rode Pod Mic with GoXLR mini mixer Webcam - Logitech StreamCam Desk - Wood Chair - Wheel